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Videographer Vinnie

May 2, 2016 4:33pm | Alex McLay

Senior Vinnie Intage-Filmo said he picked up his first camera when he was 12. It was an instant connection as he said he looked through the view-finder, he look at the world in a totally different way. The way Mr Darling won her was this: […]

PBJ High considers addition of Bolocos in campus

May 1, 2016 3:52pm | Julius Caesar

The Peanut Butter and Jelly High School activities committee has been pondering over whether or not to franchise a miniature Bolocos branch within the high school campus. Studies done within the school show that the generic cafeteria food administered to students lacks both nutrition and […]

StuCo President Election Results Shock

April 30, 2016 8:43pm | Jeffrey Eugenides

It should have been a safe assumption that our president-elect would come from the pool of six finalists running for office, or at least that the president would be human. As yesterday proved, both of these assumptions would be wrong. Write in candidate Ginger Gorgeous, a […]

Oliver Stretch the Courageous

April 29, 2016 6:17pm | Billy Sikes

For a week after the commission of the impious and profane offence of asking for more, Oliver remained a close prisoner in the dark and solitary room to which he had been consigned by the wisdom and mercy of the board. It appears, at first […]

Ambitious Anna

April 29, 2016 6:10pm | Count Vronsky

Annalise Karinpenski ’16 has developed numerous iOS apps on her own time. She said that she does this specifically to demonstrate happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Everything was in confusion in the Oblonsky’s house. The wife […]

Student council pushes for new stargazing elective

April 29, 2016 3:47am | Walt Whitman

The junior/senior astronomy elective, Stars for Students 501, has become a popular course in the past few years. However, there are many students who have already taken this course and want to learn even more. Student council promised to do so, and departed. Left alone, I ascended the […]